Same note as previous post. Before I get going here, please realize that this is intended for comedic purposes, and in no way represents my actual views on terrorism, illegal activities, or our government.
While we are having fun playing with that silly ol’ government of ours, let’s take a look at one more thing being monitored that most people are not aware of. I am referring to your library record of books being checked out which might flag you as a terrorist suspect. Oh boy, this just happens to be another section of the beloved USA PATRIOT Act.The next time you find yourself at your local library, try checking out the following books, or books on the following topics.
- Helter Skelter.
- Mein Kampf.
- The Communist Manifesto.
- Books on the chemical composition of explosives.
- Books on religious extremists.
The rest is up to your experimentation. For more fun, try creating the ideal terrorist you would like to create, and check out books according to his or her personality. Mix it up a bit, and most importantly, have fun! If you are one of those who has internet in your local library, make sure to abuse Google. Because you don’t have to rely on books being held, you can really go nuts! Search for things such as the Anarchist Cookbook, and other educational materials not typically found in book for at your library. Remember, the internet use is also being monitored by our government.