With Halo 3, unarguably the biggest title to release this year, releasing in under one week, the air is a bit more sweaty and pungent then usual. This is the smell of sweet nerd-citement. Where will you be, and who will you be with. What will you do that will make this game’s release all the more memorable for you? After all, we don’t see titles being released with this much hype very often. More so than being excited for this game, I am excited for the geek communion bound to take place at my local GameStop. I just love the feeling of getting together with my fellow socially challenged gamers, and feeling the excitement. Today’s post will focus on what you need to do, to be sure that you get every ounce of fun you possibly can for the Halo 3 release party you know you’ll be attending.
Controllers and consoles. First and foremost. Make sure there is at least one controller per attendee to the after release events. Why at least one? The risk of seeing a controller breaking and one or more players being without sweet game nectar is unacceptable. If you so desire, also keep an extra console or two on hand. Remember the ‘Red Ring of Death’? This ugly monster loves to rear its loathsome head at the worst times, such as a week prior to Halo 3 releasing.
Guests. You had better make darn sure that you actually like the people you are attending your events with. Nothing can taint the gold paved roads of gaming bliss with more haste than unruly and unwanted guests. If you are particularly hateful, perhaps you should hold the events at your place (considering you are a nerd, this will likely be your parent’s place, but you get the idea) on an invitation only basis.
Drinks. Nothing could be more important to refreshments than drinks. What kind of drinks? Those with substantial amounts of caffeine. Perhaps if you want to have a drink theme, you could go for the super special Halo 3 Game Fuel by Mountain Dew. Other acceptable drinks include, but are not limited to Rockstar (my personal favorite energy drink), Bawls (gamers’ caffeinated soft drink of choice), H20 Zip (caffeinated water), Chai Tea, Jolt, or perhaps something a little more traditional: water and ephedra. Whatever your choice, besure that you have a number of restrooms available proportional to the number of guests. At least 1 bathroom to 4 attendees. Remember that caffeine passes through the body far quicker than most liquids, and being unprepared for that can result in an accident; an embarrassing accident no one could ever forget.
Snacks. Only one thing goes well with new video games and large amounts of liquid. Pizza. Get something relatively light when it comes to pizza, as the greasier varieties are bound to slow your response. That isn’t really based on any fact, but just something I’ve noticed when it comes to my personal gaming. My personal choice goes to Papa Johns. Steer clear of Pizza Hut at all costs. The amount of grease in their pizza is comparable to that of a vat of animal fat. Bad news. On second thought, avoid this even if you aren’t gaming.
Seating. Make sure you have adequate seating space and accommodations. Having 4 consoles and 20 controllers (because you are wise and planned on something breaking) is not going to do you any good if you have no where to place 16 people. Figure it out. If possible, avoid seats with asorbant cushions just in case of guests with gas problems, guests who spill, guests who smell, guests who drip, etc. You don’t want your couch smelling like foul for the length of its remaining life. Although not as comfy, go with wood and plastic if possible.
That’s really about all there is to it. Although a great amount of this is common sense, I have found that common sense is really uncommon sense, and decided to share the benefit of my knowledge with you. Happy gaming, and best of luck.