Why? I don’t know. Perhaps I am afraid that a child predator will find me and coax me into ‘meeting’ them in real life, or maybe I just don’t have enough friends to warrant such a thing. Both are likely considering I am unpopular and paranoid. From what I understand, both of these person to person networking sites, or whatever they call themselves now, have features to put some friends on your list above others, through a top (insert arbitrary number here) list, while at the same time making your other ‘friends’ hate themselves by not including enough space on this list for everyone (that is of course unless you are me who couldn’t fill the top 5 list if that were the chosen number for that particular site). I recently found myself in a conversation with a friend who was disappointed that an old friend of hers, for reasons we will not discuss here (after all there is a time and place for everything, and this isn’t really the place for anything), removed my friend from her top 5 list. I made the comment that if I had a MySpace or Facebook site, she would certainly be on my list. She then rebuttaled by insisting that it would be far cooler if I had such a thing actually online. Well, now; I am not going to take the plunge and infest my soul with a social networking site (after all, the pedophiles are out to get me), but I would do the next best thing, and author my top 5 list on my own site, which no one reads. Here it goes!

1. Katy (this would be my friend)
2. Santa (he brings presents!)
3. James Wan (directed Saw)
4. Pikachu (a cool poke’mon)
5. Boron (element with the atomic number of 5 on the periodic table)

I would like to announce that Mickey Mouse was on my top 5 until he offended me. More on that to come.