Ladies and Gentleman ( I doubt I have either category as an audience), I am here to announce my 8 day hiatus from this site. I will be leaving Monday, July 23rd for Orlando and will be returning on the 30th. This marks the near advent of my first vacation ever taken.

Being my first plane flight, I can only hope for one of three results.

1. The plane crashes; I die.

2. The plane crashes; I wind up on an island full of mysterious events and inhabitants that want to kidnap the pregnant among us.

or

3. We arrive safely.

As long as one of these things happens, I will be very happy with the outcome. Wish me luck and I will be back with you shortly!

- Manson