It’s official. E3 is in full gear with the Microsoft press release ending only moments ago. I, being awesome, have noted the event’s highlights for your reading pleasure. Included in this article are the most important highlights according to my opinion, and commentary on those highlights. Read on!

Last year I downloaded the E3 press releases after their initial airing for convenience, but this year, G4 has decided to exclusively broadcast the event live on television, and in the process, screw me out of precious information. Thanks G4… NOT! *in Borat’s voice*